I Think You’re in Check
I am currently being chased around a chess board by a - bam! Ha, I just scored a rook!- my King-hungry five year old! If I hear him bark, “check”- one more time I’m going to begin to seriously- ugh, just lost queenie!- question what I have left of my steadily diminishing intelligence… oh, and to confirm this fact, aforementioned child’s last words to me, “you’re not that smart.”










