And Thy Will Be Named Starbucks
And so the great news.
Our closest, largest town is getting an independent standing Starbucks. Yes! It’s only taken… I dunno how many years, but just as everybody has had Starbucks out the ying yang and everyone is starting to complain about the quality of the supermegaestablishment-yes, even The Man loves his coffee-conformistbottomlinebeforequalityfourfackingdollarsa cuponeoneverycorneroverabilliontrillionsold coffee stops, we are getting one.
Sure, now, just when mom ‘n pop coffee bars are making a gasfireplacecozychairscreativeinspired
non-conformistlivemusicliquorlicensenanaimo-hempseed-bar resurgence, we are finally getting one.
Sure, for the past two years, we could go to the new Starbucks kiosk in the Safeway… but… it’s… Safeway.
And whether it’s in our closest Safeway or standing independently on the Cranbrook fastfood strip… it’s still a fucking hour away!
Hello mom ‘n pop… vanilla soy latte and a nanaimo bar please. And make that with a shot of Bailey’s…
