Heelllllllloooooooo….
Tap, tap, tap… anybody out there?!? Y’know I look at my stats. I know people are out there, but as with real, in-person life, ain’t nobody saying anything!
Not that I have people lurking outside my house or peeking in my windows- OK, so yeah, I guess there was this one time… - but I have a pretty solitary life. I have a very small circle of friends with whom I socialize, trade kids and bitch about y’know, whatever. But it’s small. And, unlike so many other shut-in mommy bloggers, this solitude seems to be reflected back to me in the blogosphere. How are other bloggers getting tens, dozens, even hundreds, sometimes freakin’ thousands of comments? Am I just so much less sparkly? Am I just so much less engaging? Do I not mention the hooters enough? Maybe if I allowed a little more banter about the ol’ sex life? What? What? What? What will get me some GD attention on this effing innernet?!?!
Whaddup? Here I sit, safely ensconced in my basement, waiting for friends, dammit. Just like friggin’ highschool. Come on people, I’m nice. I’m friendly. I’m even smart. Pleeeeeeaaaaase love me…….
Hey! Comment and maybe I’ll even show you my hooters!
