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Whip One Out For Facebook!

Dec 29 2008

Published by Squirrel under bits i know, bloggity, blog, blog, you suck!

Here’s a plan… all women out there who participate in the Facebook experience need to drop hooter and capture it for posterity… and post it on your Facebook accounts.

Only in a man’s world should we need to validate the breast and it’s purpose for being… and remind people of it’s plain old mundane value to humanity- think toast in a more comfortable package.  So mundane, that it is known to feed billions of children everyday all over the world.  Anything that widely used is just… boring.  Uninteresting.  Just part of the everyday human experience.  Not titillating.  Not erotic.  Certainly NOT PORN!!!

By God, the breast is downright commonplace by any standards… unless you are an effing man!  And unless you are an effing man working as a cubicle jerk-off at Facebook.

The idea that we must still hide breastfeeding, stashing feeding babies under blankets or relegating them and their mothers to stinky loos (who, tell me…. WHO eats where they POOP?!?!  Not my dog, for Chrissakes.  Why should someone’s baby?!?) and glorified closets!

Facebook and associated shit for brains suits… you suck!

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Attention Spammers!

Feb 17 2008

Published by Squirrel under bloggity, blog, blog, you suck!

Here’s the deal… I know you are likely not a real human being that is personally posting comment after comment after fucking lousy comment.

I know you are a computer somewhere sending out hundreds, maybe thousands, of bullshit comments to unwitting and mildly clueless bloggers like myself so as to try to enhance your operator’s own fucking ego because they are otherwise impotent with a pathetically small penis Google ratings or getting his rocks off being an utter freak and social misfit trying to completely fuck up my computer.

Regardless the motivation, to whomever is pressing the GD send button releasing these bogus comments into the ether, and it appears the operator hiding behind his PC is Italian (a pity, considering I always thought I would welcome repeated messages from an Italian- I’ve no doubt indulged a fantasy or two… I digress…)… you completely, totally and without a shred of doubt… SUCK!!

Stop harassing me with your repeated SPAM messages. I’m getting really mad.

Should anyone come across this post and actually know what an innocent blogger can do to stop this aggravating electronic assault, I’d appreciate your insights.
My final word, before I send out my own irritating series of electronic grenades messages: you’ve had your little fun with my innocent little mommy blog, now leave me the hell alone!

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